“What do we have here?”
“Oh God, Doc. Please tell me you can re-attach my penis.”
“Okay, let’s have a look at it.”
- takes penis out of a CVS bag -
“Wow. I don’t know. Looks pretty bad.”
“I came to you because I heard you are the best, Doc.”
“What were you doing with this thing?”
“…”
“Fine. I guess that’s inconsequential.”
“…”
- 10 minutes later -
“I’m sorry. Your penis is beyond repair.”
“Seriosuly, Doc? Best there is? That’s bullshit. If you can’t re-attach my penis, you suck.”
“Sir, calm do…”
“I’m going to tell all my friends that Doc’s Strap-On Repair sucks.”
