You were on Delta flight 2378. I was sitting in the back row, middle seat. You were sitting in First Class. I really had to take a dump, but the bathroom line was epic… like 10 deep, so I snuck into First Class. That’s when I saw you. You were drinking a gin & tonic. And I said, “I’d like to be the lime in your nice tits.” because you have nice tits. It got awkward because you hit the little button for assistance and sprayed perfume in my eyes because, as you said, you “didn’t have mace,” but would have sprayed me “until my balls tasted like pepper.” Honestly, I think we got off to a bad start. I’d want to lean in and smell your hair while you are going through security. Call me - (616) 347-2001 - or just turn around and say hi. (I’m the guy in dark sunglasses and trench coat).