February 2010
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Toilet Paper PSA →
Apparently, there IS a right way to hang your toilet paper…
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Tiger Woods "Sext" Generator →
“Send me something very sexy… go to the laundry mat and take a picture of your belly button.”
January 2010
49 posts
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nikiwithissues-deactivated20110 asked: Did you get my text?
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lafix asked: You get to bring back one famous person from history to show what lif is like in 2010.
Who would it be and why?
Who would it be and why?
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kimberlyscrackers asked: Why do you choose the black...?
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Where is Chuck Norris? →
1. Go to google.com. 2. Type “where is Chuck Norris”. 3. Press “I’m feeling lucky”. 4. You are welcome.
via @erickbailey
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Tiger's Transgressions: The Game →
Low-Fee Donation Sites?
insooutso:
We have a friend at work going through some difficult times. Her husband (overseas) was involved in an horrible accident and will undergo a tremendous amount of time in the hospital. We have been trying to set up a website where friends/colleagues can donate anything they would like, but at this time, it seems as though monetary donations would help the most. Anybody know of a good...
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FreeRice →
Give free rice to hungry people by playing a simple game that increases your knowledge.
Hey, nerds... →
(via mannyteee)
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BREAKING NEWS (AP): World’s first film shot by chimpanzees to broadcast on BBC. In other film news, Pixxxar the Donkey has released a third animated porn film titled “DOWN!”.
Original:
AP: World’s first film shot by chimpanzees to broadcast on BBC. In other film news, Paco the Donkey has released an animated porno, “Down”.
25 Things About Me
Inspired by @gsouder, here are 25 things about me:
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1. My “3” kids are real. And they say things funnier than I could ever make up.
2. My son says I try too hard to be funny. And he’s right.
3. I watch “So You Think You Can Dance”, but not “Dancing With The Stars”.
4. During the 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake, I was 5 miles from the...
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9 Year Old Son: Remember when I jumped out and scared you?
3 Year Old Daughter: When I was a little boy, I jumped out and scared…
9 Year Old Son: I wouldn’t say that in public. People will think you are weird.
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Dolphin Prosthetic Fin Project →
A dolphin named Fuji at the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium, one of the most popular areas in Okinawa, Japan, caught a mysterious disease that cost her most of her tailfin. Responding to a request from the aquarium, Bridgestone embarked on a journey to help Fuji swim and jump again and built the world’s first prototype fin.
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"Applying udder cream."
Anyone have old bridesmaid dresses?
rexhuppke:
A Chicago-based Twitter person that I follow, @HouseofJules, is collecting old dresses that could be donated to high school girls who can’t afford prom dresses. Sounds like a very noble idea. For more info, please contact @HouseofJules via the Twitter. Thanks everyone.
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"Buttdialing your mom."
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Petition Spot: Create Petitions & Stuff →
Petition Spot provides you the ability to easily create online petitions.
Example: Bring It On: Oops I Did It Again Petition
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jorshuwah asked: What is the meaning of life?
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The Phrase Finder: Meanings & Origins of Phrases →
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Urban Dictionary →
Where I learned what a baboonaphile was, which I don’t encourage you to do.
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Compunction
In an effort to expand my vocabulary as English was never my best subject, I’m going to attempt to learn a new word every month. This month’s word is compunction.
Although it seems that the obvious definition of compunction would be “the act of committing unprotected sex with a boxer”, it’s not. It’s actual meaning is “distress of mind over an anticipated...
A Game to Play
gorillasushi:
Assuming your browser tries to auto-complete your URLs, type in the first letter of your name and note the first address listed. Backspace and do the second letter. Continue for your whole first name and post results.
J - jaydensmommie.tumblr.com/ [Aww]
A - google.com/analytics/ [for my business site]
S - slutload.com/fresh/ [pr0n, damn]
O - oldsecond.com/ [one of my...
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If you're inclined...
You can text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross relief efforts in Haiti.
via @RedCross
7 Reputable Charities Working on Haiti Earthquake...
via thedailygreen.com
Donate money in support of victims of the Haitian earthquake, but make sure you’re donating to a reputable disaster relief organization.
In 2008, Haiti lost at least 800 people to a series of hurricanes — Fay, Gustav, Hanna and Ike — and now, the impoverished nation is suffering after a 7.0 magnitude earthquake, and several strong aftershocks. Hundreds are...
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youshouldhaveseenthis.com →
Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something
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Mark McGwire Did Steroids?
Yesterday, I saw a news report that Mark McGwire admitted to using steroids. After the initial shock and consequently burning my 1985 Topps Mark McGwire baseball card, I did a little research and discovered other interesting facts about the world we live in:
Michael Jackson is dead.
Luke Wilson is animatronic.
Barry Bonds has yet to admit taking Head Growth Hormones.
My mom gets around.
Sarah...
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Know Your Meme: Internet Meme Database →
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Meetings Are Toxic →
“Every minute you avoid spending in a meeting is a minute you can get real work done instead.”
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The Cult of Done Manifesto →
“Done is the engine of more.” - Bre Pettis & Kio Stark
This was introduced to me as “Getting Things Done for ADDers.”
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Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
– Charlie Chaplin
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SeatGuru: Find the best seats BEFORE you fly →
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lafix asked: How do you feel about Pluto being removed from the planetary line-up?
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SkyHigh Airlines: The relentless pursuit of... →
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5 Questions: @iamnotdiddy
Who are you?
Do you mean that metaphorically, figuratively, or allegorically? Because I don’t really understand what you’re asking.
What do you do?
I write funny. I perform funny. I say “I” a lot.
Why?
Do I ask you why you’re wearing that stupid fucking Ed Hardy shirt? No. I don’t. And that’s because I’m too passive aggressive. What was the...
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It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense.
– Mark “Free Mustache Rides” Twain