February 2010
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Feb 1st
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Toilet Paper PSA →
Apparently, there IS a right way to hang your toilet paper…
Feb 1st
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Tiger Woods "Sext" Generator →
“Send me something very sexy… go to the laundry mat and take a picture of your belly button.”
Feb 1st
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January 2010
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nikiwithissues-deactivated20110 asked: Did you get my text?
Jan 30th
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lafix asked: You get to bring back one famous person from history to show what lif is like in 2010.
Who would it be and why?
Jan 30th
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kimberlyscrackers asked: Why do you choose the black...?
Jan 29th
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Where is Chuck Norris? →
1. Go to google.com. 2. Type “where is Chuck Norris”. 3. Press “I’m feeling lucky”. 4. You are welcome. via @erickbailey
Jan 28th
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Tiger's Transgressions: The Game →
Jan 28th
Low-Fee Donation Sites?
insooutso: We have a friend at work going through some difficult times. Her husband (overseas) was involved in an horrible accident and will undergo a tremendous amount of time in the hospital. We have been trying to set up a website where friends/colleagues can donate anything they would like, but at this time, it seems as though monetary donations would help the most. Anybody know of a good...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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FreeRice →
Give free rice to hungry people by playing a simple game that increases your knowledge.
Jan 27th
Hey, nerds... →
(via mannyteee)
Jan 27th
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BREAKING NEWS (AP): World’s first film shot by chimpanzees to broadcast on BBC. In other film news, Pixxxar the Donkey has released a third animated porn film titled “DOWN!”. Original: AP: World’s first film shot by chimpanzees to broadcast on BBC. In other film news, Paco the Donkey has released an animated porno, “Down”.
Jan 27th
25 Things About Me
Inspired by @gsouder, here are 25 things about me: ——- 1. My “3” kids are real. And they say things funnier than I could ever make up. 2. My son says I try too hard to be funny. And he’s right. 3. I watch “So You Think You Can Dance”, but not “Dancing With The Stars”. 4. During the 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake, I was 5 miles from the...
Jan 27th
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9 Year Old Son: Remember when I jumped out and scared you? 3 Year Old Daughter: When I was a little boy, I jumped out and scared… 9 Year Old Son: I wouldn’t say that in public. People will think you are weird.
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
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Dolphin Prosthetic Fin Project →
A dolphin named Fuji at the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium, one of the most popular areas in Okinawa, Japan, caught a mysterious disease that cost her most of her tailfin. Responding to a request from the aquarium, Bridgestone embarked on a journey to help Fuji swim and jump again and built the world’s first prototype fin.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
"Applying udder cream."
Jan 22nd
Jan 21st
Anyone have old bridesmaid dresses?
rexhuppke: A Chicago-based Twitter person that I follow, @HouseofJules, is collecting old dresses that could be donated to high school girls who can’t afford prom dresses. Sounds like a very noble idea. For more info, please contact @HouseofJules via the Twitter. Thanks everyone.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
"Buttdialing your mom."
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
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Petition Spot: Create Petitions & Stuff →
Petition Spot provides you the ability to easily create online petitions. Example: Bring It On: Oops I Did It Again Petition
Jan 19th
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jorshuwah asked: What is the meaning of life?
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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The Phrase Finder: Meanings & Origins of Phrases →
Jan 18th
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Urban Dictionary →
Where I learned what a baboonaphile was, which I don’t encourage you to do.
Jan 15th
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Compunction
In an effort to expand my vocabulary as English was never my best subject, I’m going to attempt to learn a new word every month. This month’s word is compunction. Although it seems that the obvious definition of compunction would be “the act of committing unprotected sex with a boxer”, it’s not. It’s actual meaning is “distress of mind over an anticipated...
Jan 15th
A Game to Play
gorillasushi: Assuming your browser tries to auto-complete your URLs, type in the first letter of your name and note the first address listed. Backspace and do the second letter. Continue for your whole first name and post results. J - jaydensmommie.tumblr.com/ [Aww] A - google.com/analytics/ [for my business site] S - slutload.com/fresh/ [pr0n, damn] O - oldsecond.com/ [one of my...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
If you're inclined...
You can text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross relief efforts in Haiti. via @RedCross
Jan 13th
7 Reputable Charities Working on Haiti Earthquake...
via thedailygreen.com Donate money in support of victims of the Haitian earthquake, but make sure you’re donating to a reputable disaster relief organization. In 2008, Haiti lost at least 800 people to a series of hurricanes — Fay, Gustav, Hanna and Ike — and now, the impoverished nation is suffering after a 7.0 magnitude earthquake, and several strong aftershocks. Hundreds are...
Jan 13th
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youshouldhaveseenthis.com →
Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something
Jan 13th
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Mark McGwire Did Steroids?
Yesterday, I saw a news report that Mark McGwire admitted to using steroids. After the initial shock and consequently burning my 1985 Topps Mark McGwire baseball card, I did a little research and discovered other interesting facts about the world we live in: Michael Jackson is dead. Luke Wilson is animatronic. Barry Bonds has yet to admit taking Head Growth Hormones. My mom gets around. Sarah...
Jan 12th
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Know Your Meme: Internet Meme Database →
Jan 12th
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Meetings Are Toxic →
“Every minute you avoid spending in a meeting is a minute you can get real work done instead.”
Jan 11th
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The Cult of Done Manifesto →
“Done is the engine of more.” - Bre Pettis & Kio Stark This was introduced to me as “Getting Things Done for ADDers.”
Jan 11th
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“Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.”
– Charlie Chaplin
Jan 10th
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SeatGuru: Find the best seats BEFORE you fly →
Jan 10th
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lafix asked: How do you feel about Pluto being removed from the planetary line-up?
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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SkyHigh Airlines: The relentless pursuit of... →
Jan 7th
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5 Questions: @iamnotdiddy
Who are you? Do you mean that metaphorically, figuratively, or allegorically? Because I don’t really understand what you’re asking. What do you do? I write funny. I perform funny. I say “I” a lot. Why? Do I ask you why you’re wearing that stupid fucking Ed Hardy shirt? No. I don’t. And that’s because I’m too passive aggressive. What was the...
Jan 7th
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“It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense.”
– Mark “Free Mustache Rides” Twain
Jan 7th