We were in your yard. You were making a milkshake. There were a lot of boys there. I was the one that was all like, “It’s better than yours.” And you were all like, “Damn right, it’s better than yours.” I wanted you to teach me, but you said you’d have to charge and all I had was 50-cents. I know you know I want it and I collected cans to come up with $37.70. Will you teach me to make milkshakes?
- Snorkeled with a tiger shark
- Hand fed Caribbean reef sharks
- Got goosed by a manatee
- Swam with wild dolphins
- Got bitten by a spotted moray eel
- Hand fed stingrays
- Snorkeled with pilot whales
- Scuba dived with lemon sharks at night
- Got the bends
- Been 200+ feet below the surface
- Shot video for Fox Sports Mexico
If you need help or any know anyone that does, please call:
National Child Abuse Hotline
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
The Trevor Lifeline
National Runaway Switchboard
Veterans Crisis Line
National Domestic Violence Hotline
National Sexual Assault Hotline
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Do you have a Nexus? If it were a mannequin, would you make love to it? Do you hate it? Are there certain things you hate?
iPhone-ites: Do you do much driving in unfamiliar places? And, if you do, more specifically, which app do you use for GPS/Navigation?
Instead of either, should I just buy more kids and have them make me a phone?
Major dilemna for me. Thought I was going to get an iPhone, but the Nexus is looking pretty sexy right now. And I love Google Navigation and drive around unfamiliar places looking for opium dens a lot.
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