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Do you have a Nexus? If it were a mannequin, would you make love to it? Do you hate it? Are there certain things you hate?
iPhone-ites: Do you do much driving in unfamiliar places? And, if you do, more specifically, which app do you use for GPS/Navigation?
Instead of either, should I just buy more kids and have them make me a phone?
Major dilemna for me. Thought I was going to get an iPhone, but the Nexus is looking pretty sexy right now. And I love Google Navigation and drive around unfamiliar places looking for opium dens a lot.
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Dearest Brent,
I realized that I missed your birthday, but I wanted to make it up to you with a song. Sing this to the tune of any Kenny Loggins song…
When I wrote this song
I was thinking about squirrel dong
Sad, but true
(Chorus)
You know what I say
On your special day
Happy Motherfuckin’ Birthday!
But that was Saturday
So I don’t know what to say
Except Happy Motherfuckin’ Belated Birthday!
Maybe you can answer this
Do raccoons hiss
When you try to kiss
Their pee pees
Repeat Chorus
Lots of animals
I loved the TV show “Manimal”
You should Google it
Or not give a shit
Repeat Chorus Again
I just realized
When I look in your eyes
I think of Yanni
Repeat Chorus Again
Once again
I’m thinking of squirrel dong
Why are they so long?
Repeat Chorus Again
